I wish I could decide which of my Word Document Assistants I like best. I'm crazy about Clippit, the paperclip. When I press *print*, and he curls up and slides through his own eyeballs? It doesn't get any better than that. But when Rocky the puppy comes scampering out of his elegant Roman arched doorway, and I can see the tiny doggie bones on his private little wallpaper? I bet he's got a great house and a super family. It just makes me love him, too; in more of an envious sort of way.
(I think I love Rocky more. When I hit *save* and he shows me my disk all safe and secure, and then lifts his collar and slips the disk into his neck... that's commitment right there.)
"I love you, Rocky."
