"The Goddamn House"... in haiku.
the refrigerator...
Outside, so polished;
your interior mocks me.
Just throw out the bowl.
the floors...
"Hardwood flooring, oh!"
Days, Weeks, months on hands and knees...
I've got your "oh", Ass.
the carpet...
My cream nemesis
Stretched out in the living room.
"Red wine," it chuckles.
To be continued.
