PRO AND CON LIST FOR HONDA GAS-POWERED PRESSURE WASHERS:
PRO: Better for getting large spiders off the house than the Shop Vac, which the spiders gleefully breed and plan in anyway.
CON: Better for propelling said large spiders onto sprayer operator's neck.
PRO: Gets stubborn and nasty bird poo off the car.
CON: Gets paint off the car. Gleefully. And throws said paint chips onto sprayer operator's neck.
PRO: When sprayed into the air it creates a refreshing mist.
CON: When sprayed onto sprayer operator's hand in an attempt to rid hand of residual web, leaves blister the size of neck-impaling spider. Gleefully.
PRO: Rids patio furniture of dust and grass clippings.
CON: If sprayer operator becomes preoccupied with web on hand and accidently aims spray gun at the ground, sprayer will gnaw through twenty square feet of sod. Gleefully.
