Google Haikus! Google Searches Incorporated Into Compact Poetic Goodness!
"Far Be It From Me To Preach About Karma"
Juvie hall beach trip
hermit crabs and gasoline--
next year's trip: state penn.
"Somebody Else Call 911!"
I talk to my pen;
my
cell phone fell in water
and it's all I have.
"Given"
(or "Cheater")
Angelina Jo-
lie is the hottest woman
on the planet. Duh.
"Attack of the Fifteen Year-Old Chevy Freak"
When Jesus makes cars
then
cars can float on water.
Stop fucking asking.
"Sure! With a Unicorn Horn or a Leprechaun!"
Bill Gates will call soon
and he'll personally help
unsend your hotmail.
