BRING IT, MOTHERFUCKERS. And by that I mean, can I write you a check?
I just checked my referrals, and I saw my company's very specific server listed. An hour after I left for the day.
So after I had applied a damp cloth and some pressure to my bleeding ear, I went in and frantically deleted the last two posts. R's trying to have a conversation with me while I'm doing this ("Hey, 'Nip / Tuck' is on!" and "Where's the remote?" and "Are you suffering from some kind of brain bleed? Why are your teeth chattering?"), but the only thing I could focus on was the inevitable Human Resources meeting tomorrow morning wherein I try to defend and/or DENY TO HOLY JESUS the last week of posts. And the first step to a successful denial is burning the shit out of the evidence.
So the last two posts went first. I was on the shaky brink of going through EVERYTHING ELSE I'VE PUT HERE IN THE LAST YEAR when I realized that my time zone was off an hour.
And that the visitor was me. Right before I left work.
Because I'm fucking awesome with time like that.
So thanks, everyone, for your comments. I apologize for my hasty erasure.
I'm going to go see if I can slow my heart rate down with some rum or some rock salt or something.
