[asked by me of an incredulous Randy mere days after we somehow managed to collectively claw and coax our shriveled organs back from the brink of grease-soaked disaster by eating nothing but hothouse tomatoes and little scraps torn from the Bible, and after numerous—in point of fact almost hourly—discussions concerning lean protein and responsibility and living wills and vitamin B¹²:]

“I know how this looks, Baby, but just answer me this: is cinnamon--or is cinnamon not--a mineral?"

¶ posted by Erin on Wednesday, August 30, 2006