Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure eternal agony is a deduction this year.
If it's true that nothing's certain but death and taxes, it's mainly because they're MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
Matt sent me this after
I detailed my tax preparation class. He compared that post to "the 77th hour of a mescaline trip. Like when the bats come out of the glove box."
Matt is obviously a man who has attempted to itemize a part-year return... FOR SATAN. Words fail to describe the majesty here. I recommend you click on the picture to go to flickr and view it in the original size. If you throw up it only means you're human.
A couple of conversations I had with my instructor last week during which I didn't cry except for a little:
ME: "Wow, I think I really messed that problem up."
INSTRUCTOR: "No, you got it right: '7293.60' is the right answer."
ME: "How can that possibly be the answer? '7293.60'? That's not even a WORD!"
ME: "Wow, I think I really messed that problem up."
INSTRUCTOR: "No, you got it right: '7293.60' is the right answer."
ME: "How can you see what answer I got when your eyes have been scalded out of their sockets by the white-hot acid fumes of the devil?"
INSTRUCTOR: "Okay then, you got it wrong. Whatever."
