Wednesday, June 20, 2007
  Where I will also be receiving my mail.

Randy's back on Atkins again. Which means no bread in the house, no sugar, no alcohol, nothing fun. I can't do Atkins because it renders me completely mute but, in the spirit of teamwork and like-minded goals and not letting Randy get even the slightest edge up, I will be driving to the gym tonight where I will enter, find a treadmill, and run on top of it for a concentrated period of time. I will be doing this loudly with a maximum amount of breathing and tripping, and also I will have these on my head which I expect to throw my balance off considerably. If you're going to be in the neighborhood between 6:47 and 6:54 I suggest you stop by, should be quite a show.

Or you can wait until 6:58 and just meet me at the bar. Think about bringing some ice cream with you, or maybe some croutons.
 


<< Home
Home!

About!

Contact!

Site Feed!

Flickr!

Sock Zombies!

Archives!

04/03 05/03 06/03 07/03 08/03 09/03 10/03 11/03 12/03 01/04 02/04 03/04 04/04 05/04 06/04 07/04 08/04 09/04 10/04 11/04 12/04 01/05 02/05 03/05 04/05 05/05 06/05 07/05 08/05 09/05 10/05 11/05 12/05 01/06 02/06 03/06 04/06 05/06 06/06 07/06 08/06 09/06 10/06 11/06 12/06 01/07 02/07 03/07 04/07 05/07 06/07 07/07 08/07 09/07 10/07 11/07 12/07 01/08 02/08 03/08 04/08 05/08 06/08 07/08 08/08 09/08 10/08

online

COPYRIGHT 2003 - 2008
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.