Enabler.
It makes Randy uncomfortable when the eyes don't match.
And he thinks we should try a pirate zombie with a wooden leg. I say that's crazy talk. "But
how?"
"A dowling rod, a tiny drill bit, some upholstery thread... come on, we got this."
Any further doubts on my part were quelled by thoughts of glittery zombie gangrene.
"Oh my god," I realized. "I could hang bloody severed limbs from
his mouth."
"I'm going to Home Depot. You get online and try to find a tiny parrot."
