And soft.
A little while ago, I asked the indomitable
spidercamp if she could custom make one of her famous bunnies for me. She's awesome and she said yes.
And hey! He's done!

Not everyone finds herpes the jackpot of comedy gold that I do. I'm in the club, so to speak, and to me there's nothing funnier than randomly bringing it up and then counting the Purell bottles that suddenly manifest out of nowhere. It's really only funny if you've got it in the southern states; I mean, you can
laugh at a cold sore, sure, but there's just not a lot of material there.
I'm going to get the yellow one because he's frownier. Also because the guy I got herpes from was bright yellow.