Tips and Tricks! Part One of Seventeen.
When your boyfriend calls from the office at like nine in the morning but you can't get to the phone because you're frying tortilla chips, don't later explain via email that you were in the shower unless you're ready to commit to
actually showering.
And also don't be curled up on the couch with filthy hair eating nachos when he comes home unexpectedly to get a client's file because you wouldn't answer the phone.
Next time on
Tips and Tricks!: If you finally just lie about getting your passport renewed because you keep forgetting to get your picture taken on the one day a week you don't look like a homeless person, congratulations!
You can't go to Mexico this weekend.
