Annoying Questions To Which I Received No Response: Part 9 of 17
[Asked of the bank lobby at large after rushing out of the house to cash in The Big Glass Bottle of loose change upon discovering I was significantly overdrawn thanks to a poorly timed student loan payment, hopping up to the teller on my left leg because my right flip-flop broke when I pressed the gas pedal on the drive over thus rendering my right foot completely naked and not clean, and realizing that even after my deposit of $86.73 I was still thirty-four cents in the hole:]"Hey, can somebody loan me a dollar?"
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