Sock Zombie Updates
The last couple of months have been off the charts busy and I've got like fifty different things happening so I'm going to have to catch up here next week in earnest. But in the meantime.
My new best friend
Nita Gale orchestrated a complete professional remodel of
sockzombie.com, proving once again that if I slap a bunch of bullshit code on the internet and call it a website, skilled programmers and designers everywhere will be helplessly drawn by the horror. I'm convinced it emits some kind of Bat Sign, only instead of a bat it's just an unclosed link illuminated in the sky, harkening them near. I haven't had a chance to add a lot of content to the site yet but it's absolutely gorgeous and I love it. Even if I
didn't make it myself out of $40 software and a first-grader's knowledge of html. (And I mean an old school first-grader, not the first-graders I see walking around today, with their bluetooths and their MacBook Pros. A friend of mine, Allie, has a first-grader named Molly. She has no idea what a Trapper Keeper is and her résumé is fucking ridiculous. The only thing keeping her from stealing my job is her inability to stay awake past three in the afternoon. I can stay awake until almost five. It's a small edge but I'm taking it.)
Also in sock zombie news, the intimidatingly talented
Kate Danley created this movie with a Sock Zombie puppet and I can't stop watching it. It's a whole new level of inspiration.